I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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