Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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