hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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