Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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