i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i can juggle bunnies
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.