Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone