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  Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.

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  you win some, you lose some.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am

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  your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall

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