...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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i came on her dog
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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