PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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