I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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