Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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