he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
its liver damage thursday
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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