I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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