HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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