are you still at the devil's house?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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