just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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