is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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