you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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