When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Alive.
So much puke
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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