I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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