So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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