So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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