He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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