Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Holy sore nipples Batman
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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