I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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