I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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