you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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