I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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