I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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