He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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