But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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