STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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