It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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