Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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