She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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