WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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