It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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