I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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