Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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