I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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