I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
she told me i tasted like america
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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