well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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should my penis look like a turkey
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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