that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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