am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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