One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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