Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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