In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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