North Korea, Best Korea!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
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