"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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