He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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