Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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