Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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