i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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