I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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