More tranny stories later!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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