You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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