Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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