Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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