Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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