We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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