Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Randomize
