you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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